I am a mere peon in this cruel world of kings and thieves, but even I feel the loving embrace of our new ruler, Dwayne Michael Carter The Sovereign Goblin King. All subjects of his in the fantastical kingdom of Hip Hop kneel before his mighty lyrical super powers, knowing all too well the travesty that preceded his reign. Before The Goblin King had slain the Evil King-Sorcerers D4L and subsequently claimed the throne, the land was enveloped in an evil fog of remorse and melancholy. The annual harvest every year produced nothing but the bare essentials for survival, and pestilence took the lives of many simple peons such as myself.
But we must let go of the past if we are to move on, as The Goblin King has been keen to suggest. With his steady mind and firm hand, he has shaped this kingdom into a state of utopia pure and innocent, free of hate and despair. With his masterful beats and steady, commanding voice he guides us into the Grand Soul of All. It is to him we owe our absolute fealty for he is the man that has shown us God.
The future will find the rest of humanity in his warm grasp. The timing is uncertain, but it is inevitable. The light of Tha Carter II has shown us a glimpse of something we can't ignore. Listen to your inner voice, humanity, for it rhymes of money and pride.All Hail Lord Weezy,
Mk
